Elvis In A Cave

[Elvis In A Cave]

Little did I know when I played matinee idol, Johnny Tyronne, in the movie Harum Scarum, that I would one day call this cave my home away from home. The similarities between now and the movie itself are very scary in that I remind you I would be drugged and whisked away to the desert kingdoms of the Middle East. Although, due to obvious budget constraints for the movie, there was only one camel, a shifty-eyed thieving midget, lilly-white middle easterners who attended the Kevin Costner school of accents, and last but not least, a trained leopard that I was forced to use a plastic sword and several judo chops to the head on in order to defend myself. I have to believe that it wasn?t by chance that this movie prepared me for a future meeting with this Afghani come to be known as Looney Bin Laden. Therefore, it must be Kismet. But I am a lonely man in this cave and I?d give my last Golden Coin to see Mary Ann Mobley belly dancing with a traveling band of gypsies, just one more time. Go East Young Man !!

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[Diane]

This was interesting to say the least, wonder who thought that one up. The voice is close, but definitely not Elvis.