The Elvis biography that SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN!

[srj1967]

I would have liked to have heard Elvis' story from the chimp's point of view.

"Elvis was out of control by the sixties, he was no longer his usual calm self. He was the one who made me reach under the dresses of all those women ... it was never my idea. But Elvis, me and all of the Memphis Mafia were hooked on a bad lifestyle, and it just kept getting worse and worse. All I ever wanted to be was a chimp, but I was never given that chance ..."

[Donut]

LMAO
Who found the secret diary of Scatter? And didn?t Scatter fake his death and put an Elvis?rubber duck in his place in his cage?

[Dovey]

I think Scatters book would be a better read than a lot of the books I have read.. Dovey

[toffe]

I agree ....

[Diane]

Scatter's memoires, now I've heard it all but I agree, it's probably a better read than most.

Diane

[jak]

Chapter one "I was forced to wear pants"

[EP75]

I always found EP's connection with Scatter an interesting story. Now we know where EP got the idea for the Chuck berry penned Too Much Monkey Business.

[jak]

Chapter three"My first taste of Jack Daniel's"

[jak]

Chapter Five "Lamar,Time To Change My Diaper"

[ajr]

Very weird sense of humour .

[Diane]

This is great everyone, thanks to all your posts, I'm gonna have to go out and find that book.

Diane

[Diane]

Jess, Jess, Jess

Diane

[Donut]

Another one that jumps on the gravy train. Scatter should be grateful for the bananas and cigarretes that Elvis provided for him in the sixties and not making money off his name.
This thread should have been closed months ago

[EP75]

Here's a spinoff...."Getlo, Get Back-The official autobiography of Elvis and Linda's pet dog.

[RS277]

I thought Scatter already authored a book under the pen name; George Klein? Oops my mistake.

[Raised on Rock]

Next on the Series:

Elvis Owned me, by Charley Hodge. The story of how he loved him more than a chimp. (HAHA... big laughs ruining a TV special).