Kathy Dzielak comes across in this article as a complete *****.
"You’re never too old to rock ’n’ roll, the saying goes.
Unless you’re dead, that is.
Elvis Presley, the King of Rock ’n’ Roll, was born 78 years ago this month, but he isn’t around to celebrate.
In fact, he hasn’t been around at all, not since 1977.
Never too old to rock ’n’ roll? In Presley’s case, the more appropriate slogan is live fast, die young and be a badly bloated corpse."