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Thread: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

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    Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Nicholas Cage has announced that he selects the type of beast he is prepared to eat according to the nature of its lovemaking:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ified-sex.html

    I'm afraid to think of what he might do to creatures who engage in undignified intercourse!
    'Taking Care of Beaulieu'.

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    What is dignified and what is undignified? lol





    That is the question! lol


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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    I've spent most of the morning contemplating this question, and it appears that he considers external and cloacal fertilization techniques to be the more "dignified".
    After further deliberation, you could arrive at the conclusion that Nic simply considers that intercourse involving male reproductive organs which more closely resemble those of the human animal are the most specifically distasteful.
    We could take this into a debate about psychosexual self-loathing, but I suspect that only I would be even remotely interested

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    Typical When famous people realize they are just like the rest of mortals make up this "obsessions" so they can feel they are different.
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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donut View Post
    Typical When famous people realize they are just like the rest of mortals make up this "obsessions" so they can feel they are different.
    You mean he's trying to convince himself that he's special by having meals which are dictated by perceived 'Coitus Credibility'?
    Do you feel that his intercourse-influenced diet is an attention seeking exercise or purely for his own self-indulgence?

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Attention seeking...definitely, what an oddball!

    Diane

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Apologies in advance people...I tried to think of something constructive to say or even something interesting...but now I`m stuck with this image of a pig in a top hat and tails drawing the curtains before turning with a smile to his "babe"!!! Sorry!!!

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Pretty good one Jack! I couldn't have thought of one better.

    Diane

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyJack View Post
    Apologies in advance people...I tried to think of something constructive to say or even something interesting...but now I`m stuck with this image of a pig in a top hat and tails drawing the curtains before turning with a smile to his "babe"!!! Sorry!!!
    Seemingly, Nic finds swine sex particularly offensive, since he has highlighted pigs as a primary example of beasts which he would neglect to consume on account of their lovemaking technique.
    I suspect that this is because they so closely resemble humans, from an anatomical perspective. Certainly in relation to a fish or bird.
    After all, pigs are only a small DNA increment away from us (just look into their eyes ) which is why transplant patients often receive their heart valves, amongst other things.
    Anyway- it's too close for our Nic's comfort! Especially while he's eating!

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    You mean he's trying to convince himself that he's special by having meals which are dictated by perceived 'Coitus Credibility'?
    Yes. You see any logic in his way of thinking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donut View Post
    Yes. You see any logic in his way of thinking?
    I think I can see a pattern to his way of thinking, but it's decidedly illogical.

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    I don't believe this, these newspapers will try and dig up anything.

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    will scorn. Where LOVE will bless the earth
    and peace its paths adorn...

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyJack View Post
    Apologies in advance people...I tried to think of something constructive to say or even something interesting...but now I`m stuck with this image of a pig in a top hat and tails drawing the curtains before turning with a smile to his "babe"!!! Sorry!!!

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    I don't believe this, these newspapers will try and dig up anything.
    Or perhaps, this is just Nic's way of dealing with stupid press questions.

    Nah, he's not that smart!


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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    Seemingly, Nic finds swine sex particularly offensive, since he has highlighted pigs as a primary example of beasts which he would neglect to consume on account of their lovemaking technique.
    I suspect that this is because they so closely resemble humans, from an anatomical perspective. Certainly in relation to a fish or bird.
    After all, pigs are only a small DNA increment away from us (just look into their eyes ) which is why transplant patients often receive their heart valves, amongst other things.
    Anyway- it's too close for our Nic's comfort! Especially while he's eating!
    I`m reminded of this!....

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    Re: Lisa Marie's Ex will only eat "dignified" lovemakers.

    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyJack View Post
    I`m reminded of this!....
    Loved this Jack, I'm thankful I still remember enough of my French to understand it! I do love bacon but I couldn't eat dog either personality or not...and forget the rat totally!.

    Diane

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