pfioeh.... I have changed all capitals into lower case words. Could you please type in lowercase instead of capitals?
About your story: great work. That Elvis monologue could easily be from August 1974. Amazing.... I don't think people remember that particular story because by that time it would be "just a joke" (one that you can forget).
About the numbers: that was one thing that Elvis was extremely fascinated with. He was fixed on numbers and read numerous books about it