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1- Elvis NEVER cheated on Priscilla on purpose. We all know he used to sleepwalk , and he ended up in the bed of beautiful young girls always by mistake. When he woke up it was already too late... Little Elvis had done his work.
2- The few times he felt tempted to cheat on her (twice, and this happened when he found out about Mike Stone) it was to give comfort to a poor orphan girl in need of love.
3- Elvis didn't take a pill in his whole life, they might look like pills but they actually were mint candies. He used to take them to improve his singing...
4- Elvis never had under aged girls in his room at night in the fifties. They really were middle aged dwarves from a travelling circus that happened to work in Memphis a lot.
5- Elvis only called Little Elvis "Little" because he didn't like to brag. In fact, she once was offered a part in a X movie, but Parker wanted his 50% from Elvis and 50% more from Little Elvis, so it would have meant Elvis had worked for free.
6- Elvis never made love to Priscilla "forcefully". He tripped over her eye mascara and fell over her by accident.
7- He never threatened to kill Mike Stone, what he really said was " Red, do it for me, TIP Mike Stone, he deserves it". ( Red was deaf in one ear, hence the confusion).
8- Elvis wasn't fat, he had gas problems.
9- Elvis didn't shoot his gun in a hotel room almost hitting Linda. Lamar's pants exploded (or Joe's, can't remember) and its button flew across the room, went through the bathroom door and hit the toilet paper. They are still looking for it.
10- He never said the "F" word on stage. It was Charlie but being so short no one noticed it.
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Classic!!!!!!!!
I swear on my copy of Baby Let's Play House that it's the whole truth
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*pffft* Why not use your well-thumbed copy of Ch*ld Br*de!Originally Posted by Donut
I swear on my copy of Baby Let's Play House that it's the whole truth
At least in this instance you've made no effort to disguise the fact that your assertions are pure fantasy.
'Taking Care of Beaulieu'.
Try to prove the things I have said are not true and stop blaming Suzanne Finstad about your own misconceptions*pffft* Why not use your well-thumbed copy of Ch*ld Br*de!
At least in this instance you've made no effort to disguise the fact that your assertions are pure fantasy.
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Unbelievable!
Fantastic Donut........
1- Elvis NEVER cheated on Priscilla on purpose. We all know he used to sleepwalk , and he ended up in the bed of beautiful young girls always by mistake. When he woke up it was already too late... Little Elvis had done his work.
2- The few times he felt tempted to cheat on her (twice, and this happened when he found out about Mike Stone) it was to give comfort to a poor orphan girl in need of love.
3- Elvis didn't take a pill in his whole life, they might look like pills but they actually were mint candies. He used to take them to improve his singing...
4- Elvis never had under aged girls in his room at night in the fifties. They really were middle aged dwarves from a travelling circus that happened to work in Memphis a lot.
5- Elvis only called Little Elvis "Little" because he didn't like to brag. In fact, she once was offered a part in a X movie, but Parker wanted his 50% from Elvis and 50% more from Little Elvis, so it would have meant Elvis had worked for free.
6- Elvis never made love to Priscilla "forcefully". He tripped over her eye mascara and fell over her by accident.
7- He never threatened to kill Mike Stone, what he really said was " Red, do it for me, TIP Mike Stone, he deserves it". ( Red was deaf in one ear, hence the confusion).
8- Elvis wasn't fat, he had gas problems.
9- Elvis didn't shoot his gun in a hotel room almost hitting Linda. Lamar's pants exploded (or Joe's, can't remember) and its button flew across the room, went through the bathroom door and hit the toilet paper. They are still looking for it.
10- He never said the "F" word on stage. It was Charlie but being so short no one noticed it.
"NO-ONE, BUT NO-ONE,IS HIS EQUAL, OR EVER WILL BE. HE WAS, AND IS SUPREME".Mick Jagger
Well no wonder this in the Off-Topic section!Donut: I swear on my copy of Baby Let's Play House that it's the whole truth
Brava, Donut, you exceed your usual excellent literary talents!
. . .And . . .I may have to get that book after all!
Just pretend, I'm holding you, and whispering things soft and low.
And think of me, how it's gonna be and just pretend I didn't go
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