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    "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Sarasota Herald Tribune - 7/17/94 - Lakeland
    MAN'S PENIS STUCK IN POOL
    Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a 33-year-old man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting.
    A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in part of the pool's filtration system.
    "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole." The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man told police he had been stuck more than four hours. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released. This really Happened in my hometown
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    Re: OMG in pool?

    That poor guy he will never look at "small holes" the same way again!!

    Seriously,I have heard of that sort of thing happening before! Whirlpool tubs can also be dangerous for dangling parts!

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Okay, there are certain things you don't stick certain places.

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    I'm no psychologist

    A typical case of polymorph perversity or what..? I'm sure everyone knows what it means. I suppose it means "anything goes".
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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    That really SUCK!!!
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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Quote Originally Posted by shelley.m. View Post
    That really SUCK!!!


    LOL, can you imagine the one liners this man will hear for the rest of his life? lol (like yours above, Shelley, lol). I have one, but I'll be good, lol

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Come on,Kimmi.Give out with your one liner.
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    Re: I'm no psychologist

    Quote Originally Posted by EnigmaticSun View Post
    A typical case of polymorph perversity or what..? I'm sure everyone knows what it means. I suppose it means "anything goes".
    i agree!
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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Good Grief....What was he THINKING????

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetCaroline View Post
    Good Grief....What was he THINKING????


    Holey Smoke! lol

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    I never thought this could happen to me

    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Holey Smoke! lol
    Do you think he wanted to sing "I Got Stung" or what..?
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    Re: I never thought this could happen to me

    Quote Originally Posted by EnigmaticSun View Post
    Do you think he wanted to sing "I Got Stung" or what..?

    I have so many of them, I've got to be a good girl, or my nana will come and get me from the other side!

    Wonder just one? lol

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DNeoYbTvN8"]YouTube - stealers wheel -stuck in the middle with you[/ame]

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Guess he`ll think twice next time before sticking it in a suction hole. lol
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    ain't no use to sit and wonder why babe

    Quote Originally Posted by Unique Dog View Post
    Guess he`ll think twice..
    err.. Don't think twice, it's all right..?
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    Re: ain't no use to sit and wonder why babe

    Quote Originally Posted by EnigmaticSun View Post
    err.. Don't think twice, it's all right..?


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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    What the... how did that...what was he doing?
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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Quote Originally Posted by Unique Dog View Post
    Guess he`ll think twice next time before sticking it in a suction hole. lol

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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    "What the... how did that...what was he doing?"

    Oh it's pretty b\obvious what he was doing.

    oh and a song

    mmm

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    oh that's bad...shame on me
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    Re: "Thingy" stuck in pool

    Anyone knows what happened to this guy? Is he happy today? Are all parts of his body intact? Has he learned to play the tambourine? Did he manage to get a degree in speleology?
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