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    Lisa Marie not Lisa Marie (lmao)

    I found this searching the internet last night I don't know if y'all have seen it. Here is the link to the looneytoon's page: http://www.lisa-marie-presley.com/

    Excellent Conspiracy: Lisa Marie

    Lisa Marie Presley is known to the world for two reasons: She is Elvis's
    daughter and she is the heir to a 100 million dollar trust. She is also
    the woman that married Michael Jackson.

    But actually we don't know very much about her, very little of her life
    story has reached the press.

    Is the woman married to Michael Jackson really Lisa Marie? Many are in
    doubt - Hakan Borglund (Sweden) has spent years to prove that she is not.
    Aftonbladet's reporter Annika Sundbaum-Melin has searched for the truth
    for four months. Dentists, odontologists and laymen have been heard. This
    is her report.

    "Lisa Marie is a fraud"

    Swedish scientists: Elvis's real daughter disappeared 1978.

    The woman who is married to Michael Jackson is not Lisa Marie Presley!

    That is the sensational statement of two Swedish scientists who have been
    investigating Lisa Marie Presley for several years.

    - The real Lisa Marie ceased to appear in the press as early as 1978,
    says Mr Hakan Borglund at the University of Uppsala and Mr Greger
    Johnson, scientist at the University of Lund.

    Hakan Borglund has dedicated the last five years to study the facts about
    Elvis Presley's only child. At this point he is of the opinion that he ha
    s evidence that the Lisa Marie Presley portrayed in the press is a double
    and not the real thing.

    - 1982 the double appears in the press for the first time, after that,
    for a period of five years there wasn't any pictures published of Lisa
    Marie whatsoever. That was during the pubertal facial growth spurt, when
    the face changes the most, explains Mr Borglund , who is a Master of
    Science in Computer Technology at the University of Uppsala.

    Mr Borglund has done a facial analysis of Lisa Marie based on earlier do
    ctor dissertations concerning the facial pubertal growth of among others
    25 girls of Northern European ethnic origin born in Denver.

    "Not even a surgeon can shrink the skull"

    - I have compared pictures of Lisa Marie at the age of nine and the
    pictures that are taken recently. It shows that Lisa Marie's skull have shrunk
    13 percent after puberty. A skull can not shrink ,it is impossible even if
    you have the most skilled surgeon to help you, says Mr Borglund.

    Head Dentist Dr Christer Ekstrom, who himself has done research on facial
    growth and done a thesis on the subject is not quite as sure as to Mr.
    Borglund's evidence.

    - The time between nine and 18 years of age is a long period of time in
    matters concerning biology, great individual variations are possible. I have
    read Mr Borglund's analysis and I am impressed of his work. The analysis
    is not good as an absolute proof, I would concider it as circumstancial
    evidence that we are dealing with two different persons , and he may very
    well be correct in his conclusion.

    Greger Johnson, Scientist at the University of Lund agrees with Mr
    Borglund.

    - Mr Borglund's facial analysis is a piece of solid workmanship that in a
    scientific way shows that the person now calling herself Lisa Marie is a
    double.

    "Lisa Marie's life was in danger"

    Bill Beeny, the owner of an Elvis museum in St: Louis has quoted Mr
    Borglund's analysis in a talkshow on American TV.

    - I know that Mr Borglund is right. I have other information that
    confirms Mr Borglund's analysis. The real Lisa Marie is living undercover
    and she was moved away at a very early stage, because of serious threats
    of kidnapping the family recieved when Lisa Marie was a little girl.
    Producing a double was the only way to protect her since her life was
    in danger, says Mr. Beeny.

    "A DNA-test would prove that we are right"

    - My personal theory is that everything started out to protect a child
    and that it somewhere went wrong on the way. Lisa Marie is an adult
    now, and has to be allowed to live her own life, not to be hidden away
    in the shadow of a lookalike. A DNA-test would proof that we are right,
    says Mr Beeny.

    But, Why?

    - Yes, why hasn't Lisa Marie gotten her inheritance yet? Why is
    Graceland and her money run by her mother and the Church of Scientology?

    - I don't really speculate in why, I just whant to find out where the real
    Lisa Marie is, says Mr Borglund.

    CAPTIONS:

    1. Mr Hakan Borglund, University of Uppsala, and Mr Greger Jonsson,
    scientist at the University of Lund (upper left corner), are convinced
    that Lisa Marie is a fraud.

    2. The real Lisa Marie-this is what she should look like. This is how
    Elvis Presley's daughter looks like today , when the picture of her is
    produced by a state of the art computer. The picture is based on three
    separate pictures, one each of her parents 20 and one of Lisa Marie age
    nine. The media company Gothenburg Experience, Inc. has produced
    the image with a morphing program in a very powerful computer by
    letting the three pictures blend into one and showing a picture of
    Lisa Marie at age 26.

    3. Fake Lisa Marie-this is what she looks like. This is what the woman
    looks like that married Michael Jackson. But this is not Lisa Marie Presley
    according to Swedish scientists Mr Greger Johnson and Mr Hakan Borglund.

    - I have compared pictures of Lisa Marie at age nine with current pictures
    of her. The result is that her head has shrunk by 13 percent since puberty.
    A cranium can not shrink as you get older even if the most skilled surgeon
    would help you, it is impossible, says Mr Borglund.

    4. "The cranium has shrunk by 13 percent- it is impossible"

    The solid line shows the size of Lisa Marie's cranium at age nine, the do
    tted line shows her double's size of the cranium today, 17 years later.

    If this was Lisa MarieABs cranium it would have had to shrink 13
    percent, according to Mr BorglundABs analysis, which is medically
    impossible.

    Mr Borglund has conducted measurements of Lisa Marie's facial
    proportions on 38 official pictures of her. The measurements are
    based on the Canadian thesis " The pattern of facial growth before
    and during puberty, as shown by French - Canadian girls".

    The Canadian scientists states in their thesis from 1979 that the cranium
    has reached 90 percent of final size by the age of six.

    [Pictures may be posted if requested]

    Lisa Marie-year by year

    1967 Elvis Presley and Priscilla Beaulieu marries

    1968 Lisa Marie is born

    1973 Priscilla leaves Elvis and files for divorce

    1977 Elvis Presley dies. At his funeral is the nine year old Lisa Marie
    (her last public appearence for nine years)

    Elvis leaves everything to his daughter as stated in his last will, Lisa
    Marie is to recieve the inheritance on her 25 birthday

    Priscilla figures that she also should have some of the inheritance
    (even though she wasn't married to him when he passed away), she sues the
    estate and succeds in recieving a couple of million of Lisa Marie's
    inheritance.

    1986 When Lisa Marie is 18 she flashes by in American magazines and then
    disappears again.

    1988 She appears again when she marries Danny Keough whom she met at the
    Scientology church.

    1990 After another two years she again appears in the press after having
    given birth to a daughter.

    1992 She also gives birth to a son, but pictures of her children appears
    even more seldom than do the pictures of her.

    1993 "People Weekly" tells that Lisa Marie and her family is living in a
    three-bedroom apartment in Hollywood without bodygards.

    When Lisa Marie turns 25 she turns the inheritance down, worth somwhere
    around 100 million dollars. According to the first information in Swedish
    press , it was Lisa Marie's own wish that the inheritance be postponed
    until she is 30 since she considered herself to be to immature to handle it.
    Other sources stated that Priscilla had succeded in getting Lisa Marie
    incapacitated. Either one have been confirmed.

    Jack Soden is running Graceland Enterprises. And in the background is P
    riscilla who has been running the company in later years. Many say that
    the Scientology church has a big influence in the running of Graceland.

    1994 Dee Presley , who was married to Vernon and Lisa MarieABs step-gr
    andmother says live on american TV during the Elvis tribute from Memphis

    - Priscilla is so hard and cold, I havnen't been able to met Lisa Marie
    since 1978.

    Lisa Marie shocks the world by marrying Michael Jackson. A controversial
    marriage that many consider to be unvalid.

    By Annika Sundbaum-Melin
    Last edited by dstrattenfan; 11-29-2008 at 04:22 AM.
    Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!~

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    Thanks for this post.

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    Just another nut trying to be Lisa.

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    So how did they get this other girl to look just like Elvis? And if the death threats are true, doesn't she mind getting killed?

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    well strange but nothing surprises me any more when it comes to the elvis world

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    Oct. 22, 2000)
    Houston Chronicle; FRI 10/20/00
    Firm sues author claiming to be daughter of Elvis
    By BILL MURPHY

    An Austin company that hoped to reap huge profits by publishing the autobiography of a Swedish woman who claims to be Elvis and Priscilla Presley's daughter has sued the woman because she refuses to undergo a DNA test.

    In I, Lisa Marie, Lisa Johansen claims that she is the real Lisa Marie Presley and the woman the world knows as Lisa Marie Presley is an impostor.

    BCJR & V, the Austin company, filed a lawsuit last week in a Houston court that alleges I, Lisa Marie would have sold as many as 10 million copies if Johansen had undergone a DNA test to prove she was the Presleys' daughter.

    Five people formed BCJR & V to publish I, Lisa Marie. They paid Johansen a $200,000 advance and reached an oral contract with her that required her to provide a DNA sample, according to the lawsuit.

    The sample would have been compared against DNA from one of Presley's relatives, said Peter E. Pratt Jr., a Houston lawyer representing BCJR & V. Without a DNA test to back up Johansen 's claim, Pratt said, sales of the book, published in 1998, "were really tepid. It came across as the rantings of a crazy person."

    The advance "just goes to show how much they believed her. Don't call them rubes. They're real people and real victims," Pratt said. Johansen , who lives in Sweden, couldn't be reached for comment. Her spokesman, Hakan Borglund of Sweden, didn't respond to an e-mail.

    Michelle Bega, Priscilla Presley's Los Angeles publicist, said: "Neither Priscilla Presley nor Lisa Marie Presley will have any comment on this. We're not going to give this any credence, really."

    Pratt said the book appears to relate a preposterous tale, but "forensic" evidence backs up Johansen 's claims. After Elvis Presley died, Priscilla Presley's fears that someone may kidnap her daughter, Lisa Marie, grew so great that she took her daughter, then 9, to Sweden, where she was reared, according to the book.

    "Trusted family members and friends convince (Johansen ) it is for her own safety that she must assume a new identity until she comes of an age to take her rightful place as the sole heir of a huge estate," according to a Web site that promotes Johansen 's book and views. Lisa Marie Presley later took Johansen 's rightful place, according to the book. But if Johansen is right and Lisa Marie Presley is an impostor, why is she the spitting image of her dad?

    "I feel the same, and I felt the same way," Pratt said. "But then I'm directed to the forensic analysis of the skulls. That's the reason I'm sold on" Johansen 's claim. Pratt was referring to Borglund's study of Lisa Marie Presley's face and skull size and the face and skull size of Elvis and Priscilla's daughter as seen in photos at age 9. Borglund concluded that Lisa Marie Presley's head as an adult is 13 percent smaller than that of the child in the photos, according to Johansen 's Web site.

    "In February 1998, (Borglund's) result was confirmed by leading facial identification specialists at the Royal Canadian Mounted Police," according to the Web site.

    "Since the skull doesn't shrink as you grow older - the reports indicate a switch. The little Lisa Marie, who spent her childhood years in Graceland, had disappeared!"

    Pratt said Johansen 's appearance also lends support to her claim. "She looks like Elvis Presley with her long, dark hair," Pratt said. "And she looks like Priscilla." Johansen is looking for "a simple outcome" - reconciliation with her mother - but her Web site adds that she will reward anyone who provides information helping her prove her claim with "half the Elvis Presley estate, excluding Graceland."

    Pratt said: "Why won't (Johansen ) come down and give the DNA to prove her point? Maybe she's scared, maybe she's given up" trying to establish her identity.

    BCJR & V is seeking $50 million in damages. Pratt said Bill Hanson, a writer, is one of the company's partners but declined to name the others. Pratt said the BCJR & V's partners remain convinced that Johansen is probably Presley's daughter, and they believe the lawsuit will be enough of a threat to convince Johansen to submit her DNA for testing.

    Pratt denied that the lawsuit was a publicity stunt meant to increase book sales.

    source:http://lisamarie.at.infoseek.co.jp/lisanews13.htm

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    This is as bad as the "Elvis Alive" articles. Some people can't be happy unless they try to change history. This is a load of bunk like all the rest.

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    It's hard NOT to imagine Elvis as perfect; how else could someone be THAT good looking, THAT talented, THAT generous & THAT charismatic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diane View Post
    This is as bad as the "Elvis Alive" articles. Some people can't be happy unless they try to change history. This is a load of bunk like all the rest.

    Diane

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    ROFL! Oh my gawd this is so stupid...you have the one lady that says she's half-sister and now this one saying she's the real Lisa Marie....Next you will have someone say they are half brother of Bigfoot. LOL

    Love to all,
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    strange people......

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    LOL, thanks for posting.

    There isn't a Gregor Johnson at the University of Lund, or a Hakan Borglund at the University of Uppsala at this present moment in time. No appropriate search results came up for some of the other names, either. I then lost interest, looking for more info, lol.

    I love the line:

    "Not Even a Surgeon Can Shrink the Scull" wow ..........

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrunken_head

    I'd love to see their academic peer's reactions to that one, and a Paper written? lol

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    Just when you think you have heard it all something else appears that is total foolishness. Some people just got too much time on their hands!!

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    What a NUTBAR!!
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    Ok like UTMOM I must come clean....my mother froze his stuff and in 1983 injected herself and 1984 I was born....I'm am JR....LOL JUST JOKING FOLKS!

    Love to all,
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    Seeing as we`re all being honest...it`s time I told you guys...I`m the illegitimate son of Colonel Tom Parker....yep, SleepyJack is in reality "Son Of Snowman"......which was my birth name, given to me my mother.....Pocahontas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudcowboy_1 View Post
    Ok like UTMOM I must come clean....my mother froze his stuff and in 1983 injected herself and 1984 I was born....I'm am JR....LOL JUST JOKING FOLKS!

    Love to all,
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    You remembered that I'm going to take the DNA from my scarf and have his love child? Will all you TCB'ers have a baby shower for me? I long ago finished with "baby" items in this house..I'm going to need alot of stuff!

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    Sad that this kind of thing never ends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KPM View Post
    Sad that this kind of thing never ends.
    Yes it is. It makes you wonder when it will finally end and all the Elvis "connections" will cease.

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    Ok... Lisa Marie is a spitting image of Elvis yet she's not the real Lisa. Some people should get a life and stop looking for an easy buck.

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