Coffin Pic Exposed!

[TotallyInsane]

OMG - that's the inside of the nursing home - are there any names in the movie of the place?? Surely, they would think that if they put the real name of the nursing home that we're all sooooo stupid that we'd never think to look there!!!

[Tony Trout]

Hey Tony,
Ain't North Carolina on the way to Memphis from Texas??? We'll just swing by and pick you up!!! Ohhhhh, think of the rumors we could start with that one!!!

If you're game, I'm game.... (and yes, it is...I'm only eight hours away from Memphis)

We can fix him up to look like JFK.....

Before the shooting or after???

I'm Kidding I'm Kidding I'm Kidding!!!!

I was gonna say.....

[TotallyInsane]

lol thats the best laugh i'v had in 31 pages the tcb detectives are well good on here can't beleive you got it in the end and it only took you 31 pages lol

31 pages and 31 years ain't bad is it????

[utmom2008]

To deny others the right to search for truth is certainly not freedom.

We have never denied OJ Simpson his freedom to search for the real killer.
I sure hope his search for the truth will bring about some answer's.

[goodelvisgirl]

hey dam good work totallyinsane lol some may say your theory is totally insane but what do they know lol

[MissyM]

Well, I just figure that one way or the other by now Elvis is gone. So it just doesn't matter how or when it happened to me.

[cameron]

We have never denied OJ Simpson his freedom to search for the real killer.
I sure hope his search for the truth will bring about some answer's.

I've never believed O.J.'s story. But, just think...if he did do the deed; he's running around out here to be able to do it again. I hope someone is looking into that.

[cameron]

Well, I just figure that one way or the other by now Elvis is gone. So it just doesn't matter how or when it happened to me.

I agree, Missy. None of this discussion {?} matters in the end.
It's just not funny...to me anyway.

[Getlo]

There's no way in the world they landed on the moon.

If you're not joking with this statement, then you are obviously quite insane.

Every single one of the stupid theories showing man didn't land on the moon has been discounted and proven with facts.

Seriously, you're nuts if you believe man didn't go to the moon ...

Read this and other things. And learn.

http://www.clavius.org/

[utmom2008]

If you're not joking with this statement, then you are obviously quite insane.

Every single one of the stupid theories showing man didn't land on the moon has been discounted and proven with facts.

Seriously, you're nuts if you believe man didn't go to the moon ...

Read this and other things. And learn.

http://www.clavius.org/

Thank You!

[utmom2008]

I've never believed O.J.'s story. But, just think...if he did do the deed; he's running around out here to be able to do it again. I hope someone is looking into that.

IF???????

[The King's Queen]

OK guys - I've got the answers we've all been looking for!! It's taken me 31 pages to finally figure it out but here's the conclusion of our investigation!!!

OK - Elvis really didn't die. He only posed for the picture so Billy could take the picture and screw the Enquirer for a large amount of money to give to Elvis to leave town on. He ran off with Aunt Lois and they were married. Because the "elvis is alive" story wouldn't die and this picture kept showing up everywhere - Aunt Lois got drunk one night and decided to send the guy at the Enquirer a dose of Anthrax to take care of him once and for all! Little did she know the picture had already been saved on thousands of computers and therefore killing this guy did no good in stopping these types of investigations. But, back in the late 60's Elvis saw on t.v. the flag flying on the moon and knew that there was good trick photography out there even in those days so he knew he could always blame trick photography if anyone saw him shopping at Walmart! Now, the big twist to this story is the timing of the deaths of Marilyn Monroe and JFK were no coincidence...no no no...they also ran off together. The guy in the back of the car with Jackie O was a double from one of Elvis' movies. Elvis had called JFK and told him about this trick photography stuff that he saw the astronauts do with the moon and the flag and was sure they could pull the same type thing off with a "shooting" in "Texas"...you know, Texas the place with all the cowboys and indians, horses and guns!! Roll forward a few years and Elvis and JFK and Marilyn all combined their initials EKX (a/k/a Sillerman) (the X is for Marilyn as we all know she showed her panties in a picture one time) to buy back Graceland and run it so they can continue living the lives they had become accustomed to. So, the people that made the movie about Elvis and JFK living in the nursing home were right - but they had to do a "take over" of Graceland so they could continue paying their monthly nursing home fees!!
So, there we have it folks!! All of the mysteries of the world have been solved!
Great work TCB fans - WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!
Now, we just figure out which nursing home and we'll be the rich ones after we sell OUR STORY to the Enquirer with PHOTOS!!!!

Gail......you were almost right on the money with this. The only exceptions are:

Elvis did not marry Aunt Lois, he couldn't. A little known fact is this: Elvis was the 'love child' of Aunt Lois and JFK! Sad, but true. JFK was a young man, and Aunt Lois had a bit too much to drink and the rest is history! She gave Elvis to Gladys after JFK convinced her that they WOULD NOT BE GETTING MARRIED! Elvis, being the ever loyal son, wanted to see his Daddy happy, so he arranged the whole plot to fake Marilyn's death...the following year, JFK would be part of a fake assasination plot...orchestrated by Elvis as well, but the two star-crossed lovers would be together at last. That worked out fine, until....

Biological Momma...aka Aunt Lois, found out (finally!) what Elvis had done for "Daddy" and Marilyn, and she FLIPPED OUT! Sooooo, Elvis had to fake his own death and go into hiding to keep Aunt Lois from killing him herself!

Case solved!

[cameron]

IF???????

I believe he did. So, what's anyone doing to prove it?
You can't find a person guilty unless someone takes the time to find the proof.
So, anyone can make fun all they want. This has nothing to do with the topic....enjoy .
Personally, I find this a bit much.

[MissyM]

I'm not sure I find humor in some of this.

[cameron]

I'm not sure I find humor in some of this.

I find no humor in the death of Elvis....or anyone.

[TCBnAflash]

If you're not joking with this statement, then you are obviously quite insane.

Every single one of the stupid theories showing man didn't land on the moon has been discounted and proven with facts.

Seriously, you're nuts if you believe man didn't go to the moon ...

Read this and other things. And learn.

http://www.clavius.org/

How come you're allowed to hurl insults at people and everyone else isn't?
I don't get it, but whatever. Now come on, with today's technologies we're not going to the moon, could that be due the fact that it never happened? We have better equipment today as far as transmitting live camera feeds from anywhere on earth but they can't send a human being up there live. They are talking about sending a Robot instead. When JFK got shot it raised all kinds of doubt and even the common college student questioned everything.
Just take note that this all went down when the USA was in a state of rebellion against itself. Family members coming back from Vietnam in body bags, all for...well if you could think of a good reason, please share it. The whole moon landing was done as an attempt to bring back patriotism. If people choose to ignore the way our leaders try to side track our thinking of what was really going on, then so be it.

[Tony Trout]

If you're not joking with this statement, then you are obviously quite insane.

Every single one of the stupid theories showing man didn't land on the moon has been discounted and proven with facts.

Seriously, you're nuts if you believe man didn't go to the moon ...

Read this and other things. And learn.

http://www.clavius.org/

Thank You!

I'll ditto that! If people don't believe we landed on the moon then...well....something is seriously wrong.....

Gail......you were almost right on the money with this. The only exceptions are:

Elvis did not marry Aunt Lois, he couldn't. A little known fact is this: Elvis was the 'love child' of Aunt Lois and JFK! Sad, but true. JFK was a young man, and Aunt Lois had a bit too much to drink and the rest is history! She gave Elvis to Gladys after JFK convinced her that they WOULD NOT BE GETTING MARRIED! Elvis, being the ever loyal son, wanted to see his Daddy happy, so he arranged the whole plot to fake Marilyn's death...the following year, JFK would be part of a fake assasination plot...orchestrated by Elvis as well, but the two star-crossed lovers would be together at last. That worked out fine, until....

Biological Momma...aka Aunt Lois, found out (finally!) what Elvis had done for "Daddy" and Marilyn, and she FLIPPED OUT! Sooooo, Elvis had to fake his own death and go into hiding to keep Aunt Lois from killing him herself!

Case solved!

ROFLMBO!!!

[Donut]

OK guys - I've got the answers we've all been looking for!! It's taken me 31 pages to finally figure it out but here's the conclusion of our investigation!!!

OK - Elvis really didn't die. He only posed for the picture so Billy could take the picture and screw the Enquirer for a large amount of money to give to Elvis to leave town on. He ran off with Aunt Lois and they were married. Because the "elvis is alive" story wouldn't die and this picture kept showing up everywhere - Aunt Lois got drunk one night and decided to send the guy at the Enquirer a dose of Anthrax to take care of him once and for all! Little did she know the picture had already been saved on thousands of computers and therefore killing this guy did no good in stopping these types of investigations. But, back in the late 60's Elvis saw on t.v. the flag flying on the moon and knew that there was good trick photography out there even in those days so he knew he could always blame trick photography if anyone saw him shopping at Walmart! Now, the big twist to this story is the timing of the deaths of Marilyn Monroe and JFK were no coincidence...no no no...they also ran off together. The guy in the back of the car with Jackie O was a double from one of Elvis' movies. Elvis had called JFK and told him about this trick photography stuff that he saw the astronauts do with the moon and the flag and was sure they could pull the same type thing off with a "shooting" in "Texas"...you know, Texas the place with all the cowboys and indians, horses and guns!! Roll forward a few years and Elvis and JFK and Marilyn all combined their initials EKX (a/k/a Sillerman) (the X is for Marilyn as we all know she showed her panties in a picture one time) to buy back Graceland and run it so they can continue living the lives they had become accustomed to. So, the people that made the movie about Elvis and JFK living in the nursing home were right - but they had to do a "take over" of Graceland so they could continue paying their monthly nursing home fees!!
So, there we have it folks!! All of the mysteries of the world have been solved!
Great work TCB fans - WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!
Now, we just figure out which nursing home and we'll be the rich ones after we sell OUR STORY to the Enquirer with PHOTOS!!!!

You should have used some smilies in this post because there´s people surfing the net that will think of the posibility that your story is more credible than the simple truth .

[Diane]

LOL Donut, ain't that the truth. It could cause all kinds of havoc.

Diane

[TCBnAflash]

If you're not joking with this statement, then you are obviously quite insane.

Every single one of the stupid theories showing man didn't land on the moon has been discounted and proven with facts.

Seriously, you're nuts if you believe man didn't go to the moon ...

Read this and other things. And learn.

http://www.clavius.org/

By the way,Getlo thanks for the link. It had a link to this page. It only proves what I was trying to say all along.

http://www.moonmovie.com/