Elvis would be a nightmare to live beside!
Firecracker fights in the early hours of the morning with all his friends!
Elvis racing everyone around the driveway and gardens all night on converted snow-mobiles and go-carts.
A constant stream of fans clogging up the sidewalk and roads.
Not to even mention the security issues you would have to put up with if any nut decided to try and kill him.
Great being a fan, but wouldn't want it turning my life upside down!