Rodney was a classic!!
Here's a couple more:
This girl is so ugly, that I went down to pet her cat and it was the hair on her legs.
She is so ugly, she had pony tails under her arms.
She is so ugly, she is known as a two bagger...you have to wear on a bag over your head in case the bag on her head breaks!!
My wife is a bad cook...
At my house we pray after we eat!!
I don't think meat loaf should glow in the dark.
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage. I said you cooked it, you take it out.
The other night after sex I asked if she wanted a cigarette. She said 'no thanks, one drag is enough'.
She likes to talk while having sex. The other night she called me up from the hotel room.
You know it's been a tough night when morning comes, and you haven't...!!
Ok, I could go on, but I'll stop. Hope you had a laugh??