Silly questions that you hate being asked
Maybe I'm just too touchy but, are there questions that you hate being asked? Are you daily bombarded with silly questions wich deserve the silliest answers? If you suffer from this too, please share your burden here.
Some of my most hated questions...
At work, a usual one:
- Is this the price? (...:blink: No, that's my telephone number... no no wait! I think it's the winning combination of last night's Lotto...)
- Do you think it's gonna rain? ( :blink:... what do you think I am? a barometer? and why do you want to know? do you have an orchard you have to take care of? are you planning going to the beach?...)
A recurrent question my colleague is very given to formulate to me:
- Wouldn't you happen to have (insert unusual artifact here, yesterday it was a magnifying glass but she always comes with the strangest ones) by chance? (what?:blink: why would I?... now that you are at it look into my handbag, I think I have a roast chicken and pair of bongos just in case you needed them...)
Oh well... that's life I suppose... :doh: