OMG Teddy - Sit Down Before You Watch This!!

[TotallyInsane]

http://www.divshare.com/download/3921362-83a

[ehollier]

Gail, after he watches this, we may never hear from him again.......lol........:P:P:P

[TotallyInsane]

Gail, after he watches this, we may never hear from him again.......lol........:P:P:P

You're right Liz - this one may just do him in!!! He may curl up in a corner with his computer never to be seen or heard from again!!

[utmom2008]

Maybe that's what kept she and Elvis from having a wild and wonderful sex life......they had the wrong mattress.:lol::lol::lol:

[TotallyInsane]

Maybe that's what kept she and Elvis from having a wild and wonderful sex life......they had the wrong mattress.:lol::lol::lol:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Yeah, but with Teddy, something tells me it wouldn't even matter if there was a mattress!!! :supriced::supriced:

[ehollier]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Yeah, but with Teddy, something tells me it wouldn't even matter if there was a mattress!!! :supriced::supriced:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[utmom2008]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Yeah, but with Teddy, something tells me it wouldn't even matter if there was a mattress!!! :supriced::supriced:

You are probably right.;) Poor Teddy...he may suffer a heart attack over this. He will be missed!;);):lol::lol:

[ehollier]

You're right Liz - this one may just do him in!!! He may curl up in a corner with his computer never to be seen or heard from again!!

Yeah, but I don't think anyone here would want that...he's a really very funny guy....:P:P:P

[TotallyInsane]

I think we should go ahead and put together a nice quiet service for him!! Who would like to speak at Teddy's Memorial Service?

[TotallyInsane]

I just don't think his poor heart can take it!!!

[utmom2008]

I think we should go ahead and put together a nice quiet service for him!! Who would like to speak at Teddy's Memorial Service?

Donut and I will speak for him!;):lmfao:

[ehollier]

Donut and I will speak for him!;):lmfao:

He ought to love that!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[midnight]

Ok I will sing at his memorial....."He Stopped Loving her Today":lmfao::lmfao:

[ehollier]

Ok I will sing at his memorial....."He Stopped Loving her Today":lmfao::lmfao:

Now that is really really funny!!!!!!!!!

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[utmom2008]

Ok I will sing at his memorial....."He Stopped Loving her Today":lmfao::lmfao:

"He placed a wreath upon her door".....:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[midnight]

"He placed a wreath upon her door".....:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

"Soon they`ll carry him away":lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Diane]

Help you guys! What did I miss here? I love it when Elvis sings that song....:doh::doh::doh::doh:

Diane

[presley31]

Teddy always liked this video so he will be on cloud 9 all day.

[Diane]

Well it looks like I'll be on the cloud next to him.:lol::lol::lol:

Thanks Jen,

Diane

[Teddy]

Donut and I will speak for him!;):lmfao:

:lol: I would love that!
I intend to watch this wonderful mattress commercial a hundred times in a row just to hasten my demise.
I hope they provide me with a satellite link so that I can witness your heartfelt eulogy from heaven. (y):lol:

[Unchained Melody]

Ok I will sing at his memorial....."He Stopped Loving her Today":lmfao::lmfao:

Don't get much better than George Jones....excellent song.

[Teddy]

Yep- I love this song and it's obviously completely appropriate for my untimely funeral :)

[ehollier]

:lol: I would love that!
I intend to watch this wonderful mattress commercial a hundred times in a row just to hasten my demise.
I hope they provide me with a satellite link so that I can witness your heartfelt eulogy from heaven. (y):lol:

You better hope that you aren't sharing quarters with Elvis....how are you gonna explain that!!!!! "Well, Elvis, sir, my untimely demise was instigated by watching your ex-wife roll around on a mattress, again, and again, and again..."!:'(:'(:'(

[Teddy]

You better hope that you aren't sharing quarters with Elvis....how are you gonna explain that!!!!!!:'(:'(:'(

:supriced: I never thought of that! :supriced:
Well at least we'd have something in common.
We could commiserate together about how we were killed by our love for the same woman before getting maudlin on celestial bourbon for the rest of eternity. :blush:

[TotallyInsane]

You better hope that you aren't sharing quarters with Elvis....how are you gonna explain that!!!!! "Well, Elvis, sir, my untimely demise was instigated by watching your ex-wife roll around on a mattress, again, and again, and again..."!:'(:'(:'(

What in the world are you doing up this time of morning?

[ehollier]

What in the world are you doing up this time of morning?

Waiting for you to make the coffee!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[Unchained Melody]

Bunch of night owls around here it seems.

[ehollier]

:supriced: I never thought of that! :supriced:
Well at least we'd have something in common.
We could commiserate together about how we were killed by our love for the same woman before getting maudlin on celestial bourbon for the rest of eternity. :blush:


Either I am exhausted or this is seriously funny!!! I'm going to be the one to die, b/c I cannot breathe b/c I've been laughing for the last 15 minutes!!!!

[TotallyInsane]

Waiting for you to make the coffee!!!! :lol::lol::lol:


The coffee is made and I'm drinking it!! I've gotta go and get ready for work. See you guys later.

[Unchained Melody]

The coffee is made and I'm drinking it!! I've gotta go and get ready for work. See you guys later.

Have a great day Gail (y)(y)(y)(y)

[john carpenter]

You better hope that you aren't sharing quarters with Elvis....how are you gonna explain that!!!!! "Well, Elvis, sir, my untimely demise was instigated by watching your ex-wife roll around on a mattress, again, and again, and again..."!:'(:'(:'(:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:Good one ehollier(y)I wonder if they had to delouse that mattress after the commmercial?:lmfao::hmm:

[Teddy]

It's more likely that they sold it for an astronomically high price to the guy with the cigar and the lascivious stare :mad:

[Donut]

Teddy, glad you are alive and kicking, I've never been good for speeches.

[Teddy]

Thanks- it's nice to know that you don't wish me dead, despite everything (y)

[presley31]

Teddy sure glad you didn't die, but l knew you could handle it. lol

[Tony Trout]

Hey, I liked that video, myself!!!


:blush::blush::blush:

[Teddy]

You're a man of taste, Tony (y)

[Donut]

Have you noticed this is a thread dedicated to you Teddy? You are a local hero now.

[Teddy]

Have you noticed this is a thread dedicated to you Teddy? You are a local hero now.

I have- it is taking all of the self-control I can muster to avoid developing a swaggering arrogance :D
Fortunately, my crippling self-esteem issues ensure that any conceited indulgence is short-lived :blush:

[presley31]

I have- it is taking all of the self-control I can muster to avoid developing a swaggering arrogance :D
Fortunately, my crippling self-esteem issues ensure that any conceited indulgence is short-lived :blush:

geez teddy you get threads posted to you everywhere you go..Fill me on your secret:hmm::lol::lol:

[Teddy]

I can only assume that people find it intriguing how anyone could love Priscilla Presley this much and they consider it worthy of comment :blush:

[presley31]

I can only assume that people find it intriguing how anyone could love Priscilla Presley this much and they consider it worthy of comment :blush:

even our friend andrew doesn't get this much love:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Teddy]

even our friend andrew doesn't get this much love:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
Andrew is just a fair-weather Cilla fan- he can't hold a candle to the breathtaking scale of my love for Cilla. Don't even speak his name here! :angry:

[presley31]

Andrew is just a fair-weather Cilla fan- he can't hold a candle to the breathtaking scale of my love for Cilla. Don't even speak his name here! :angry:

careful teddy your jealous bone is poking you:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[utmom2008]

I have- it is taking all of the self-control I can muster to avoid developing a swaggering arrogance :D
Fortunately, my crippling self-esteem issues ensure that any conceited indulgence is short-lived :blush:

:lmfao: I know the feeling...it comes and goes sometimes!:lmfao::lmfao:

[utmom2008]

:lol: I would love that!
I intend to watch this wonderful mattress commercial a hundred times in a row just to hasten my demise.
I hope they provide me with a satellite link so that I can witness your heartfelt eulogy from heaven. (y):lol:


You MUST get that pitch-fork out of dear ole Cilla's hand, or she will never be joining you and Elvis in your celestial heaven.;):lmfao::lmfao:

[Teddy]

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You MUST get that pitch-fork out of dear ole Cilla's hand, or she will never be joining you and Elvis in your celestial heaven.;):lmfao::lmfao:

Well it would probably just cause trouble and anyway, I like her better when she's being bad ;) :blush:

[Teddy]

[/u]

:lmfao: I know the feeling...it comes and goes sometimes!:lmfao::lmfao:

I always knew you were a sensitive soul really ;)

[utmom2008]

Well it would probably just cause trouble and anyway, I like her better when she's being bad ;) :blush:

Pack some summer clothing...what if it's hot up there with her? You may find yourself looking for Elvis and his sub-zero temperatures.:lol::lol:

[Teddy]

Pack some summer clothing...what if it's hot up there with her? You may find yourself looking for Elvis and his sub-zero temperatures.:lol::lol:

That's true- Elvis would probably make a scene if there was no air conditioning. :lmfao: