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Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 02:41 PM
I saw this on a website, and thought it would be a laugh on here.
You can post pics and you can write WHATEVER caption you want, make it funny !! Make it sad :( Up to you !!

Well Have fun !

First pic :

presley31
08-20-2007, 02:48 PM
I'am so bored l could cry

Dudcowboy_1
08-20-2007, 02:51 PM
the first one 70s Elvis:

1.) "OK WHO LET THAT ONE RIP!"

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 02:53 PM
Lol Dudcowboy !!

For number 1 (that i posted):
"My New Pose"

Number 2
"I think i fell asleep with my eyes open" :lol:

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 02:56 PM
For The Second one mine is....."What? What happend? What did i miss?" lol:blink:

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 03:02 PM
ok here is mine...."hmmm you smell nice!....hmmm you do too!!" hehe:lol::lmfao:

presley31
08-20-2007, 03:04 PM
hehehehe good ones

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 03:06 PM
Love it Sarah !!

Mine:
*Thinkin* "She better not be a man :lol::lol:"

presley31
08-20-2007, 03:09 PM
Elvis can't you wait till we in private:blush:

elvislady
08-20-2007, 04:26 PM
I love you to Honey!

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 04:50 PM
Im a TIGERMAN

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 05:07 PM
"oh, i missed you":wub:

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 05:12 PM
Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone...:'(:'(

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 05:23 PM
"Are You Lonesome As I Am Tonight?"

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 05:43 PM
Loving these captions Sarah !

"Oh-Uh..I'm In Trouble !":P

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 06:02 PM
Thanks Danielle...love yours too especially the one with priscilla...haha!!:lol:

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 06:03 PM
"Crap...i just forgot what i was going to say":P:D

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 06:08 PM
You know Danielle I was looking at the very first one you posted just now and all i could think of was this....

"I got news for you baby, i did 29 pictures like that"....lol

Burning_Love
08-20-2007, 06:10 PM
Lol THAT MADE ME LAUGH !!! Haha :lmfao::lmfao:
Thanks Elvischick Lol !!

Ok this made me giggle :
"Does My Butt Look Big In This ??"

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 06:12 PM
thats a good one Danielle!!

got another one for ya...

" OMG! I cant believe I have to wear this in front of Debra Paget!!":P

presley31
08-20-2007, 06:43 PM
Don't go messing with this US Male

ElvisChick
08-20-2007, 07:13 PM
I like that one presley31!!:lol: hehe

marijaep
08-21-2007, 03:58 AM
hehehehe...good ones everyone:clap::lmfao:
Nice and happy thread Danielle, as always......:notworthy

What about this one : (I always say: Elvis' bad hair day! lol :blink:)

'What happened yesterday...gosh i hope i am not on the front page of the newspaper' :P

marijaep
08-21-2007, 04:08 AM
I came across with another one

Who does he think he is ??? - That girl is mine! hehe:D

presley31
08-21-2007, 07:31 AM
Last time l cheaked l was looking like mr bean lol

Burning_Love
08-21-2007, 10:20 AM
Lol good ones :lol::lol:

And MARIJA..I LOVE happy threads..:clap::clap:(y)(y)

"I'm Elvis Presley ??"

elvislady
08-21-2007, 01:49 PM
I need someone to come on stage and rub me down!

Burning_Love
08-21-2007, 02:15 PM
Thanks to everyone joining In...fun isn't it ?

Let's have another :

"Oi, Your messing with Elvis Presley"

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 02:55 PM
"Haha you can't catch me!!!":lol::P:D

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 03:09 PM
Ok i feel bad to post two in a row but i just could'nt help myself with this one!!!


"HELP!!!....We have been stuck like this for DAYS!!!" lol

Burning_Love
08-21-2007, 04:48 PM
(y)OMG SARAH YOU HAD ME LAUGHING ! They are really really funny, original, yet i would have never thought of them..GREAT THANKS !!! (y)

"I swear there was Dog poo on it earlier ??"

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 04:49 PM
Good one Danielle!!!:lol::lol:

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 04:59 PM
"if your lookin for trouble...you've came to the right place":D

Burning_Love
08-21-2007, 05:03 PM
Lol :lol::lol::lol:

"Yup..she Loves me"

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 05:11 PM
I absolutely love this one.....


"A little privacy please??":P

ElvisChick
08-21-2007, 05:14 PM
I absolutely love this one.....


"A little privacy please??":P

Actually it should be "A little less conversation a little more action please!":D

MeanWoman
08-21-2007, 11:32 PM
Or what about... "Get a room you two!"

Awickedreigndrop
08-22-2007, 01:02 AM
OMG! This thread it sooo funny, y'all are cracking me up over here! :lol:

Burning_Love
08-22-2007, 09:15 AM
I am loving these wooooo !!!(y)(y)(y)

"I bet i can beat you all":D

goodelvisgirl
08-22-2007, 11:21 AM
lol getting a great laugh at these great idea heres one
'THATS WHAT I THINK OF MY MOVIES'

ElvisChick
08-22-2007, 03:37 PM
"Were so lonesome we could cry":'(:'(:'(:'(

Wendy56
08-22-2007, 07:35 PM
thats a good one Danielle!!

got another one for ya...

" OMG! I cant believe I have to wear this in front of Debra Paget!!":P

This really made me laugh. :P

ElvisChick
08-22-2007, 07:46 PM
"Aww honey, my lip hurts...will you kiss it for me"


:blink:YES!!!!:blink::lol:

Awickedreigndrop
08-22-2007, 09:21 PM
(Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube)

"Charrr-lie, let's go to Candy Mountain Charlie! Candy Mountain!"

Burning_Love
08-23-2007, 04:36 AM
Lol these are AMAZINGLY funny :clap::clap::clap:(y)(y)

"I'll give this to Cilla for christmas.."

elvislady
08-23-2007, 10:28 AM
I Believe i can fly!

Diane
08-23-2007, 11:06 AM
ElvisLady yours really tickled my funnybone.....Thanks:lol:


Diane

JoelD
08-23-2007, 11:55 AM
" Oh I did not see you"

elvislady
08-23-2007, 12:34 PM
ElvisLady yours really tickled my funnybone.....Thanks:lol:


Diane

I couldnt resist that one diane. lol
elvislady:king:

Burning_Love
08-23-2007, 02:25 PM
Thanks for joining in, these are really great :D:D:D

"I better adjust my wig"

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k269/danielle_o_2006/elvisaneheim2.jpg

Diane
08-23-2007, 04:00 PM
Super one too Danielle - thanks for brightening my day! :)

Diane

Burning_Love
08-23-2007, 04:31 PM
Lol thanks Diane ! I love to laugh and smile..and to make people laugh and smile too :D

Lisarose
08-23-2007, 08:49 PM
lol getting a great laugh at these great idea heres one
'THATS WHAT I THINK OF MY MOVIES'

Better yet, "Oh yeah, well I'm rubber & you're glue. . ."

polksaladhasie
08-24-2007, 01:32 AM
OMG that?s such an nice thread :clap: i love it..

pls gimmee mooore pics like that (y):lol::lol:

Thx for makin my day :blush:

Burning_Love
08-24-2007, 05:39 AM
WOW THANKS Awickedreigndrop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was HILERIOUS !!!!!! i LOVE it !!!!!!!!

"If you don't shut up, this will be in your face !!"

elvislady
08-24-2007, 09:36 AM
ummmm very tasty!

Jumpsuit Junkie
08-24-2007, 11:22 AM
Ali: Did I hear you right Elvis.

Elvis: Yes you did Son, you can have the first punch free.........

Jumpsuit Junkie
08-24-2007, 11:24 AM
Ali: Did I hear you right Elvis?

Elvis: Yes you did Son, You can have the first puch free........

Debra
08-24-2007, 11:51 AM
"Au!! Are you hungry?! I need my leg!:blush: Can you find something else ? Joe Esposito mybe?:P"

Burning_Love
08-24-2007, 02:46 PM
I LOVE Them !!!

"Here's Tutti, and Frutti, you play your cards right you will get to meet the whole gang.."

elvislady
08-25-2007, 09:01 AM
Your not supposed to blow in my ear!

The King's Queen
08-27-2007, 07:04 PM
"Come on Baby...you know you want me."

Merry
08-27-2007, 08:04 PM
"Just a little itchy baby" :D

MeanWoman
08-27-2007, 08:21 PM
Lady: Elvis, you're as good looking in real life as you are on this album cover.

Elvis: Well thank you ma'am. What you're holding there is the licorice pizza limited re-lease mix. I... I... I'm glad you like it.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n288/vanzmotorbike/Elvis_119.jpg

MeanWoman
08-27-2007, 08:28 PM
And the blond lady on the side says: I'll have a slice of what YOU'RE holding Elvis!

Merry
08-27-2007, 08:34 PM
And the blond lady on the side says: I'll have a slice of what YOU'RE holding Elvis!


ROFL, YOU REPLIED to my pm message lol

Baaaaaaaad influence on me girl! lol

Kimmi

Oh gosh, I have another one to post in a sec ........ hehe ........:blush:

Merry
08-27-2007, 08:42 PM
Just stretching, oh "Hi Elvis" hehe, grin......


:clap:

MeanWoman
08-27-2007, 08:57 PM
:lol: I don't mean to be a bad influence... it's just the beast in me! :lmfao:

marijaep
08-28-2007, 01:56 AM
Oh my god...
lol:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
I just had the best laugh in my life...lol.
Jess, you are crazy (in a good way lol), it's nice to see you again:hug:

By the way....One of the best threads on the forum lol :blush:

pacer 1966
08-28-2007, 03:38 AM
OK?? .....How do I stear this thing???

pacer 1966
08-28-2007, 03:44 AM
If I just squeeze hard enough...I'll be out in 5 years on good behaviour!!!!

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 04:11 AM
These are AMAZING Thanks everyone for joining in, you are all FUNNY PEOPLE !! I love this thread i am glad i started it :D:D:D:D

Ok here's one..
"This is what a Real Man looks like.."

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 05:00 AM
If I just squeeze hard enough...I'll be out in 5 years on good behaviour!!!!

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks....:lmfao:

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 05:02 AM
And the blond lady on the side says: I'll have a slice of what YOU'RE holding Elvis!


Mmmm, Mmmm, Good! LOL... I love this one...:lmfao:

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 05:03 AM
Just stretching, oh "Hi Elvis" hehe, grin......


:clap:

Princess Kimmi...this is just too funny! You are such a bad girl...:lmfao:

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 06:29 AM
Elvis says to Jess...

"Watch the teeth baby!" ....lol

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 06:38 AM
OMG JESS THAT IS THE BEST ONE That Made Me Laugh sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o Much you are HILERIOUS. OMGOMGOMGOMG That was soo funnny !!!

"Get Out Lisa, This Is My Shot"

stefankoch
08-28-2007, 06:49 AM
Do you know why they picked me to play a caracter in Coneheads?

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 12:51 PM
"My lips Are chapped, can i kiss you ?"

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 12:57 PM
you guys are so funny! You have me cracking up and I must say - this is one thread where there will be NO argueing at all! Great one! I'll have to post a pic and see what I come up with too....

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 12:58 PM
"Hey Dude, don't you know I get all the girls!" (y)

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ksimms2
08-28-2007, 01:01 PM
or the above photo could say, "You just lost your girl man, she's comin home with me!"

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 01:13 PM
Great ones. ksimms2 your right, this is a fuun thread and it's good we can keep it that way :D:D:D:D:D

"It's A Bird..It's A Plain..No..IT'S....IT'S..A camera ?"

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 01:19 PM
"The Mother Ship is Landing!"

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 01:25 PM
Haha Love That One ^^^

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 01:34 PM
"****************, man, just look at this, the girls just look at me and my pants want to fall off!" :blink:

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ksimms2
08-28-2007, 01:35 PM
oops...I should have put "darn" instead of the other "D" word....

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 01:37 PM
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Can anyone tell me the origin of this photo? It's obviously a car accident...but not sure what from? I heard one of his cars was involved in a car accident on the way to the car wash or something...could that be it?

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 01:50 PM
".....And..POUT"

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 03:28 PM
Elvis says to Jess, Burning Love, and ksimms2:

"Are you gettin' in the car with me, or what?..."

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 03:33 PM
Burning_Love Says : **While Dribbling** "HELL YEAH HONEY"

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 03:38 PM
UH-OH...I forgot to tell you this part...

Queenie, who is already in the car, locks the door to keep them mean ol' gals from hurting her little Elvis....:supriced::!:

Sorry girls...I just HATE to share :lmfao: :hug:

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 03:54 PM
Then Queenie "whispers" something in his ear and...

The girls just get an autograph...:lmfao:

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 03:56 PM
Darn..You Win...I'm Jealous Lol :D:D

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 03:58 PM
:PAnd then, the next morning....Elvis is TOTALLY tired! :blush: :king:

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 04:17 PM
hmmm...:hmm: Wonder what you mean by that ?! Beats Me Lol :lmfao:

Elvis_Lady_1984
08-28-2007, 04:34 PM
dont we all wish!

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:00 PM
Hey!! I want some too!! Don't hog the man!!! :)

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:01 PM
"Right back atcha babe!"
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ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:03 PM
18452

Look what someone made for me, isn't it lovely?

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 05:04 PM
Lol thanks Ksimms2, that was a great one =]

OMG That one is truly amazing, it's really really good..Thanks for sharing :clap:(y)

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:04 PM
"You wanna do WHAT to me?......okay I'm game!"

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Holly
08-28-2007, 05:05 PM
LOVE this thread!!! (y)(y) You guys are sooooooooooo funny lol :lol::lol:

"Nobody move!!!! I've lost a contact lense..."

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:09 PM
or how about.......DOG PILE!

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 05:11 PM
Haha :lmfao:^^

We all know he's thinking it..

"I wish this was Danielle ;)" :P:P

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:12 PM
"All together now....for he's a jolly good fellow...."

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ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:13 PM
Haha :lmfao:^^

We all know he's thinking it..

"I wish this was Danielle ;)" :P:P

haha....no I think he's thinking, I wish this was Kelly, my burning love!!! (yes my name is kelly...lol....):D

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:14 PM
gosh this is fun!!! thanks for making me laugh....cause today's been a bad day and I needed it so badly....you guys are the best!

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:15 PM
Lol thanks Ksimms2, that was a great one =]

OMG That one is truly amazing, it's really really good..Thanks for sharing :clap:(y)

Hey the photo I posted with the tear drops - is actually animated....the tear drops are animated it looks really neat.

Burning_Love
08-28-2007, 05:19 PM
Wow, i see now Kelly..That's amazing, whoever made it..well done :clap:
Glad this cheered you up :D:D:D:D:D:D

"Cilla *cough cough* Yuck, get your beehive outta my mouth...":P

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 05:24 PM
or...."darnit Cilla, quit hogging the camera!"

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 06:03 PM
"You wanna do WHAT to me?......okay I'm game!"

18454

Ewww..this one is loaded! :lmfao: Hmmm...I could REALLY add to this, but I'm gonna behave....:blush:

The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 06:05 PM
Haha :lmfao:^^

We all know he's thinking it..

"I wish this was Danielle ;)" :P:P

Ahh Danielle...he is really thinking..."Somebody bring my Queen to me...I've married an imposter!!" :lmfao:

ksimms2
08-28-2007, 06:16 PM
last one for tonight......."hang on baby, I'll save you!"


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The King's Queen
08-28-2007, 06:41 PM
"Watch out now baby...don't be putting that on me in public..." :blush: :lmfao:

Hey Danielle...is that YOU he is talking to??? LOL....

Awickedreigndrop
08-28-2007, 08:54 PM
And the blond lady on the side says: I'll have a slice of what YOU'RE holding Elvis!

OMG that's fuuunny!

Merry
08-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Haha :lmfao:^^

We all know he's thinking it..

"I wish this was Danielle ;)" :P:P



LOL

Hugs to you Danielle,

Kimmi

Holly
08-29-2007, 12:56 AM
"Charlie,...this glass leaks!!" :supriced:

Merry
08-29-2007, 01:24 AM
Oh my god...
lol:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
I just had the best laugh in my life...lol.
Jess, you are crazy (in a good way lol), it's nice to see you again:hug:

By the way....One of the best threads on the forum lol :blush:



LOL,

Hugs Maria, this is a wonderful thread!

Kimmi

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 03:17 AM
"Watch out now baby...don't be putting that on me in public..."

Hey Danielle...is that YOU he is talking to??? LOL....

..:lmfao::lmfao:..MADE ME LAUGH..:lmfao::lmfao:

Holly
08-29-2007, 03:25 AM
Red West (thinking):..."I should have got my haircut done like that too :hmm:"...:lol:

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 04:54 AM
Red West (thinking):..."I should have got my haircut done like that too :hmm:"...:lol:


:lmfao: Good one Holly! :lmfao:

elvislady
08-29-2007, 05:25 AM
This songs just for you elvislady!

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:33 AM
Quick!...to the Bat Cave, man! :lmfao:

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:46 AM
"Hello Dominoes? I'd like to order 3 large pizza's with the works"


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The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:59 AM
I see the picture Cilla...but honey, I swear, I'm innocent! :lmfao:

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 09:35 AM
These are HILERIOUS YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP --> Literally :lmfao::lmfao:

"Grrr I'm a trianosorous rex"

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 10:50 AM
Elvis says to Burning Love:

"Baby, the stories are all true! I'm kinky...now do you wanna play house or not?" lol...:lmfao:

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 10:57 AM
(Burning_Love says : I'm Game ! )



Elvis: "Careful, Honey"

Camera Man: "What a SHOT, look at the camera Baby..that's it.."

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 11:00 AM
Would you believe that underneath this coat, I have absolutely nothing on but a scarf around my neck???....

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 11:02 AM
Elvis : Stop Laughing..act natural...

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 11:05 AM
" Is that camera MAN a Girl ?? Yugh !"

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 11:09 AM
"Baby, I'm Elvis Presley...do I have to pay for it too?"....lol. (I'm being a bad girl today! :blush:)

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 11:46 AM
"Are those real?" :blink:


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ksimms2
08-29-2007, 11:47 AM
"Baby, I'm Elvis Presley...do I have to pay for it too?"....lol. (I'm being a bad girl today! :blush:)

heck no honey!! for you it's free-free-free!!! ;)

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 11:52 AM
Ahhhh Kelly...great minds do indeed think alike (wink!)...LOL!

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 12:02 PM
King's Queen - lol....oh yes when it comes to our man....we certainly do think alike..... ;)

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 12:29 PM
You all make me laugh sooooooo much !

Priscilla : I love you E...
Elvis : You better..give us a kiss..

Lisa : Don't tell me their gona kiss YUCKY, I can't watch..i feel ill..

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 12:58 PM
Now Burning Love....THAT is cute! Good one! ;)

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 01:59 PM
Glad you liked it :blush: I was going for something different.

"My Gosh, did the optician thinks i was blind ??!!"

presley31
08-29-2007, 02:03 PM
hahahahahaha You guys are quite funny, good thread this has been.

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 02:05 PM
hahahahahaha You guys are quite funny, good thread this has been.

Thanks Jen :D:D I love this thread to, i look foward to it everytime i come on here (y):P

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 02:48 PM
"I..I...I..Didn't Do It.."

ReGina_89
08-29-2007, 03:08 PM
Pris: NANCY SINATRA YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!
Frank: Nancy hun its not nice hitting on somebody else's hubby!! now let go of Elvis' hand..Nancyyy LET GO..Nancy Sandra Sinatra LETTT GO OF ELVIS:D

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 03:50 PM
GOOD ONE!!!!! And the look on Priscilla's face actually coincides with what you've said! lol...

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 03:52 PM
"Uh, honey..you are supposed to be sitting on your bottom....not your head."


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ReGina_89
08-29-2007, 04:20 PM
Elvis:that donkey gets a treat:P

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 04:23 PM
Lol loving the Sinatra one and yours Kelly :D:D:D:D:D:D

" WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. ......"

presley31
08-29-2007, 04:47 PM
Elvis: Excuse me miss l think your wig's falling off:P

presley31
08-29-2007, 04:48 PM
Elvis: Where have you been all my life...

Merry
08-29-2007, 04:58 PM
Elvis: Where have you been all my life...



That one, what you said, is beautiful, Jen.

Hugs,
Kimmi

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 04:59 PM
Good ones Jen :P:D

Elvis : "Now Priscilla, i'll run in, threaten them, and you grab the cash.."

Merry
08-29-2007, 05:05 PM
Good ones Jen :P:D

Elvis : "Now Priscilla, i'll run in, threaten them, and you grab the cash.."


Love it!

Hugs,
Kimmi

Merry
08-29-2007, 05:09 PM
Kim: "Elvis, you really don't have to come and visit me"

Elvis: "Trying to get to you baby"

Kim: "O.K., just be quick, k?"

hehe

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:15 PM
"I hope this suit don't tear up baby..." ;)

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 05:17 PM
Jess ---> :lmfao::lmfao::P:P LOVE IT :P:P:lmfao::lmfao:

Elvis : Danielle, If you don't take me i shall....JUMP !!!!!!!!

hounddog
08-29-2007, 05:18 PM
Now i've hair number 123 in place it look just right

Merry
08-29-2007, 05:20 PM
Elvis says to Jess, Burning Love, and ksimms2:

"Are you gettin' in the car with me, or what?..."


:PAnd then, the next morning....Elvis is TOTALLY tired! :blush: :king:


Elvis says to Jess...

"Watch the teeth baby!" ....lol



I would DEARLY LOVE to reply, lol, but rofl, I'm sitting on those hands of mine, and only typing this! hehe (What's a girl to do?).

:clap::hug:

Kimmi

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:20 PM
these are so good you guys!!! :)

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:23 PM
Elvis says to the crowd:

"Seriously ladies...do you think this suit is too tight?"...........:P

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:25 PM
Ahhh Kimmi, be yourself, your among friends! lol...:P

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:25 PM
"wasn't me I swear, some other guy that looks like me"

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ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:26 PM
Elvis says to the crowd:

"Seriously ladies...do you think this suit is too tight?"...........:P

"uh no, it looks really sex E."

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:26 PM
well that didn't come out right, "uh no, it looks really sexy E."

ElvisChick
08-29-2007, 05:28 PM
Elvis: "Kiss for sale"

ELVISCHICK....I WANT ALL OF THEM...AND GIVE SOME TO BURNING LOVE TOO!!(Danielle)

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 05:28 PM
I truly love this thread..

Elvis : Ohhhhh Girl You Make Me Soooo....

Vernon : Elvis, who the hell you talking too ?

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:29 PM
Man says to Elvis: "What do you mean, picking his nose...my son would never pick his nose in public!"

ElvisChick
08-29-2007, 05:32 PM
Elvis says to Colonel....
"Its gunna fall...Colonel im tellin ya its gunna fall!!!":P

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 05:36 PM
Elvis says: "Hey man, there's the cat that stole my peanut butter and banana sandwich!"

hounddog
08-29-2007, 05:39 PM
It's just a pelvic thrust that will drive you insan-an-ane.

presley31
08-29-2007, 05:40 PM
Elvis: Col put your shirt back on!

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 05:45 PM
"man, being the sexiest man in the world sure does make a person thirsty!"

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Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 05:46 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

"I don't know what the hell i'm doing man.."

presley31
08-29-2007, 05:58 PM
Elvis: So many ladies not enough time

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 06:02 PM
This one cracked me up..

"You aint nothing butta hounddog" :lmfao::lmfao:

(Yes, i laugh at the most strangest things that probly arn't funny Haha:D)

presley31
08-29-2007, 06:05 PM
SExy..yes thats me

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 06:11 PM
Last one for tonight..I'm getting tired :D

"OUCH ! What the hell was that ?"

Burning_Love
08-29-2007, 06:15 PM
Elvis: "Kiss for sale"

ELVISCHICK....I WANT ALL OF THEM...AND GIVE SOME TO BURNING LOVE TOO!!(Danielle)


Lol "Oh yes, come here Elvis !!!!!"

ksimms2
08-29-2007, 06:16 PM
or how about - "I didn't it was a man, I swear it!"

Merry
08-29-2007, 06:31 PM
"I hope this suit don't tear up baby..." ;)



I hope it does! lol ;)

Kimmi

Merry
08-29-2007, 07:28 PM
Ahhh Kimmi, be yourself, your among friends! lol...:P


Oh gosh, lol,

Methinks no, lol

Although, for Elvis ..... hehe


P.S. A song comes to mind, I am naughty, should I share it? lol

Merry
08-29-2007, 07:35 PM
:hug:
Elvis: "Kiss for sale"





Sold! lol :hug:

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 07:46 PM
Oh gosh, lol,

Methinks no, lol

Although, for Elvis ..... hehe


P.S. A song comes to mind, I am naughty, should I share it? lol

Ahhhh...I think you should share it! :P

Merry
08-29-2007, 08:08 PM
Ahhhh...I think you should share it! :P


Whew!

Well, Queenie, lol, sitting here red faced, wondering if I should have offered to share what snippets come into my mind, lol, I am a bad, girl, hehe :blush:



O.K. Elvis may enjoy this, what do you think? lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPk72nUYri4

The King's Queen
08-29-2007, 08:33 PM
Whew!

Well, Queenie, lol, sitting here red faced, wondering if I should have offered to share what snippets come into my mind, lol, I am a bad, girl, hehe :blush:



O.K. Elvis may enjoy this, what do you think? lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPk72nUYri4

LOL...Girl, you are soooo bad!! :lmfao: But I can't say I blame you...not one little bit!

Nicole Presley
08-30-2007, 02:29 AM
"****************, man, just look at this, the girls just look at me and my pants want to fall off!" :blink:

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:lmfao: I think I will die because I laugh so much!!!! :lmfao: :D

The King's Queen
08-30-2007, 05:14 AM
Here we go again today....:lmfao:

"I've got it, you want it...end of story!"

Burning_Love
08-30-2007, 06:00 AM
Lol thanks everyone...And Kimmi..My My Lol :lmfao:

"YES Girls, i am irrisistable..But it's all Danielle's" :P

ksimms2
08-30-2007, 06:14 AM
"It's okay girls, there is enough of me to go around" :D

18552

Burning_Love
08-30-2007, 06:57 AM
Lisa : " ************"

Priscilla : "Lisa, where the hell did you learn that word?"

Elvis : "That's My Girl"

pacer 1966
08-30-2007, 07:18 AM
Elvis: Oh man...Iv'e just dropped a quarter and it rolled down here somewhere!!!!

pacer 1966
08-30-2007, 07:24 AM
Elvis: See what i mean? This new underarm doedorant doesnt leave a mark..its great!!!

pacer 1966
08-30-2007, 07:29 AM
Elvis: hey man a kiss is one thing..but NO tongues OK??

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-30-2007, 02:34 PM
Elvis : *mutters* Little does he know, i just went to the bathroom and i didn't wash my hands.

Nixon : whats that?

ELvis : i said i love what you've done with the place!

Burning_Love
08-30-2007, 03:15 PM
EMILY THAT ONE IS HILERIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Yuup, mines bigger than that..."

ElvisChick
08-30-2007, 03:24 PM
"Aww come on baby, you know you want me"



yes, i do!!!:wub::blush:

ksimms2
08-30-2007, 04:46 PM
Elvis : *mutters* Little does he know, i just went to the bathroom and i didn't wash my hands.

Nixon : whats that?

ELvis : i said i love what you've done with the place!

OMG! This one is too darn funny!!! You guys crack me up!! You are all coming up with some very good stuff here!!! :notworthy

Burning_Love
08-30-2007, 04:54 PM
"What's That Teddy ? You Wana See Me Naked..?"

marijaep
08-30-2007, 05:19 PM
'Honey, DON'T you even think about it!....:D

hounddog
08-30-2007, 05:20 PM
You wanna put what, where!

marijaep
08-30-2007, 05:22 PM
hehe, good one hounddog(y):D

------------------------------------------------


'huh'?

Burning_Love
08-30-2007, 05:24 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

"That's it girl, work it, but you can leave your hat on" :P

marijaep
08-30-2007, 05:26 PM
"oooooooops!!!--- I shouldn't have said that" :doh:

hounddog
08-30-2007, 05:42 PM
Nice to see some humour, some of you have wicked senses of humour

ElvisChick
08-30-2007, 05:54 PM
"hey man, is it cold in here or is it just me?...anyone else cold??":lol::P:blush:

marijaep
08-30-2007, 05:57 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: good one ElvisChick(y)

"I'm tellin' you...She was insane man!"

Merry
08-30-2007, 06:07 PM
You wanna put what, where!


Brilliant!

lol

Merry
08-30-2007, 06:08 PM
"What's That Teddy ? You Wana See Me Naked..?"



LOL, I wonder what the reply was? hehe

Hugs,
Kimmi

Merry
08-30-2007, 06:08 PM
'Honey, DON'T you even think about it!....:D



Soooooo good.

Do you think she took her hat off? lol

Hugs,
Kimmi

Merry
08-30-2007, 06:09 PM
Elvis: Oh man...Iv'e just dropped a quarter and it rolled down here somewhere!!!!



I love this one, Pacer! lol

The deodorant was really funny, too!

Kim

ElvisChick
08-30-2007, 06:20 PM
Elvis: "Wow! Honey, you werent kidding!"

lets just leave that one at that lol;):P

Merry
08-30-2007, 06:31 PM
Elvis: "Wow! Honey, you werent kidding!"

lets just leave that one at that lol;):P



ROFL!!!!

Kimmi

The King's Queen
08-30-2007, 08:35 PM
Elvis says: "Hiiiii-yah! A kick to the crotch wins every time man!"

ElvisChick
08-30-2007, 08:41 PM
lol good one king's queen...very funny!:lol:

The King's Queen
08-30-2007, 08:54 PM
Thank you...:king: :!:

The King's Queen
08-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Elvis says: "Walk like an egyptian..."

Nicole Presley
08-31-2007, 12:36 AM
Lisa : " ************"

Priscilla : "Lisa, where the hell did you learn that word?"

Elvis : "That's My Girl"


Lollllooolllllllllollllllll :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :clap:

Nicole Presley
08-31-2007, 12:38 AM
Elvis: hey man a kiss is one thing..but NO tongues OK??


Is that picture REAl??? :hmm:

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 01:31 AM
Elvis *wincing* : The stool just went into my crotch there .... who made those things so high?

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 01:35 AM
Elvis mutters to himself : "thats it Elvis, smile sexily ... no-one will realise that you've glued your thumb to your face ...."

marijaep
08-31-2007, 02:31 AM
Soooooo good.

Do you think she took her hat off? lol

Hugs,
Kimmi

I think she was about to take her wig off lol...:P

marijaep
08-31-2007, 02:34 AM
Girl : "Oh my god, what is she doing???"

Elvis: "You keep up with what that honey, I'll sit here and just watch"

EDOEP
08-31-2007, 05:34 AM
Elvis: Oh man...Iv'e just dropped a quarter and it rolled down here somewhere!!!!

YOU!!!!

YES, YOU in the backrow! you can't hide! i SAW that you picked up my quarter!!!

pacer 1966
08-31-2007, 06:22 AM
LMAO@ EDOEP!!!!!...(y)

ksimms2
08-31-2007, 06:24 AM
YOU!!!!

YES, YOU in the backrow! you can't hide! i SAW that you picked up my quarter!!!

GOOD ONE!!!! They are all good...makes me laugh!! Plus I get to see some pics I dont have.

EDOEP
08-31-2007, 06:24 AM
LMAO@ EDOEP!!!!!...(y)

yours was so marvellous :notworthy - it just begged for a follow up LOL.

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 06:35 AM
YOU!!!!

YES, YOU in the backrow! you can't hide! i SAW that you picked up my quarter!!!



"And don't you take my quarter again!"

Gerianne
08-31-2007, 06:43 AM
"Bye Gerianne, thanks for a great night"

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x258/graceland2006/32.jpg

EDOEP
08-31-2007, 06:44 AM
"And don't you take my quarter again!"

LOL (y)... just image his reaction if it had been a 10 $ bill.

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 07:35 AM
LOL (y)... just image his reaction if it had been a 10 $ bill.

i don't think theres an image violent enough :lmfao:

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 07:36 AM
[QUOTE=Gerianne;132298]"Bye Gerianne, thanks for a great night" QUOTE]

LMAO!! great caption!! but i think you mis-spelled Gerianne ... its spelt E-M-I-L-Y :lmfao:

ksimms2
08-31-2007, 07:40 AM
[QUOTE=Gerianne;132298]"Bye Gerianne, thanks for a great night" QUOTE]

LMAO!! great caption!! but i think you mis-spelled Gerianne ... its spelt E-M-I-L-Y :lmfao:

lol.....dang you guys are funny!!!! And no - it's spelled K-E-L-L-Y !! :P

Gerianne
08-31-2007, 07:56 AM
No, I think you all will find it is definetly spelled Gerianne, lol

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 08:24 AM
"Tell you what guys, this is the last time i bend down to kiss Priscilla ... killin' my back, man ...."

ReGina_89
08-31-2007, 08:59 AM
Lisa: mommy I miss daddy:'(
Pris: Hun I know...he's in heaven now:'(

EDOEP
08-31-2007, 09:00 AM
i don't think theres an image violent enough :lmfao:

i hate to say it, but you are wrong :P

'dead-end-streets are a great invention. what is the usual return-time of that guy who picked up my 10$ bill ... '

marijaep
08-31-2007, 09:03 AM
i hate to say it, but you are wrong :P

'dead-end-streets are a great invention. what is the usual return-time of that guy who picked up my 10$ bill ... '

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: (y)

EDOEP
08-31-2007, 09:04 AM
[QUOTE=Jailhouse-Rocker;132308]

lol.....dang you guys are funny!!!! And no - it's spelled K-E-L-L-Y !! :P

tz tz tz ..... your spelling is just as bad :hmm:. first eliminate the 'K' and in the end it's 'IE'. 'IE', NOT 'Y'!

==> E-L-L-I-E

bittersuite
08-31-2007, 09:24 AM
I just found the guy who took my 10$ bill
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/bittersuite/Elvis/1.jpg

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 09:27 AM
I just found the guy who took my 10$ bill

LMAO!! nice one!! :lol:

Burning_Love
08-31-2007, 09:34 AM
THESE ARE MAKING ME LAUGH !!! My mum keeps asking what i'm laughing at you lot are the best thanks for making my day :P(y)

"Found It, theres my $10....oh crap, i'm in trouble with the col."

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 09:36 AM
"hold that pose Baby and you and me could be the 8th Wonder Of The World"

Burning_Love
08-31-2007, 09:48 AM
Emily...You never seize to amaze Me GREAT ONE LOL :lol::lol:

"I don't smoke...I Promise..."

Burning_Love
08-31-2007, 09:51 AM
"I can hear the sea"

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 09:54 AM
"I can hear the sea"

AWESOME ONE DANIELLE!! :lol::lol: funny stuff everyone!!


"oh dear god! paper cut!"

Burning_Love
08-31-2007, 09:59 AM
"oh dear god! paper cut!"


THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNYYY

Elvis : (Thinking) Should i tell her she has coleslaw in her teeth ?

elvislady
08-31-2007, 10:07 AM
Some one get me a drink!

Jailhouse-Rocker
08-31-2007, 10:09 AM
last ones about the coleslaw and the drink!! ^^ SO FUNNY!! :notworthy


"no one loves and leaves Ann Margret and gets away with it Mr Presley"

elvislady
08-31-2007, 10:13 AM
"What are we audtioning for the three stooges"

Burning_Love
08-31-2007, 10:21 AM
"If you listen carefully..You can hear little Elvis singing.."